funny black and mexican jokesDo you know any funny mexican or black jokes?

im not racist or anything im half mexican i just find them hilarious :)
Whats a mexicans favorite sport?
cross country

im not trying to be racist anybody :)
saying that you are not trying to be racist doesnt make these jokes ok so just stop, this is so AV儿劣AV儿劣* offensive and i am sick of jokes about asians that have small AV儿劣**, latinos that are stupid, black people that are criminals, orientals that are terrorists or anything else so AV儿劣* the AV儿劣* up!

Q;what do you call a black whore with braces
A; a black and decker pecker wrecker

Q;why did the mexican cross the boader
A; the rest of his family was there

Q;why did the mexican cross back over the boarder
A; a family reunion

Q; what do you call a mexican who cant swim
A; a scratchback
funny black and mexican jokes
Q; what do you call a half-white and a half- mexican
A; a wet cracker




im not a racist all of these were from my black and mexican/half-mexicans friends
Q:why should u never break a mexicans stuff?
A:It might be yours

Q:what did god say when he made the first black?
A:dammit i burned one

Q:a mexican,a jew, amd a black fall off a cliff who dies first?
A: who cares!!

Q:what do u call a black preist?
A:Holy shet

Q:what do u call a black with a peg leg?
A:shet on a stick

Q:what do you do if a black is drowning?
A:leave him there
One day a little black boy was given wings by God. Amazed and incredibly happy, the little black boy smile at God and asked; "God, does this mean I'm an angel?" God smiled back at the boy and said;
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mexican joke: Why isn't there a mexican Olympic team?
Because every mexican that can run, jump, and swim have already crossed the border..

black joke: WHen god said let there be light, he said to get our black self out the way.
Wen god gave a pair of wings to the black baby ,the baby says, "thank u O! lord for making me an angel".
God replies,"no not that U dumbo, im making u into a bat"

No offence coz even im dark in colour.
What do you call the black/mexican flying a plane?


The pilot you racist F#ck.
what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball - juan on juan


what do mexicans name their twins - jose and jose B

Julio - great ones!
Which term do you prefer--blacks or night time?

LMFAO TO THE PERSON BELOW ME!!!!!!!